ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

(via letmeayyyourlmao)

"I’m so sorry I was never your best choice in life , I’ll still always love you no matter what happens though …."
- Late night thoughts